Hello?

Hey

Oh hey. Yeah, look, I'm sorry that I lied. I'm sorry that I laughed when you got hurt. I'm sorry that I made you cry. I'm sorry that I tore my shirt. I'm sorry that I thought unkind thoughts about that guy over there. I'm sorry that I swore. I'm sorry that I took the last biscuit. I'm sorry i'm a bore. I'm sorry that I scolded the cat and then kicked it. I'm sorry that when I lost at cards I said you didn't play fair. I'm sorry that I chew noisily. I'm sorry that I laugh annoyingly. I'm sorry I read your email. I'm sorry you had a bad day. I'm sorry I don't like the same things you do. Im sorry I missed the bus. I'm sorry you missed the bus. I'm sorry I don't make a fuss. I'm sorry that I make a fuss. I'm sorry that you hurt yourself even though I wasn't there. I'm sorry that your pet died, your friend died, your favourite celebrity died. I'm sorry for world hunger, for racism, for the famine, for the pestilence, the black plague. I'm sorry for sectarian violence, for religion in general and disease.
Maybe I should laugh
Maybe I should scowl
Maybe I should seem non-fussed
Maybe I should howl
Maybe I should be sarcastic
Maybe I should cry
Maybe I should seem distant
Maybe I should sigh
Maybe I should just get up and take myself away
Maybe I should do it discreetly
I don't want to offend anyone
Maybe I shouldn't care
Of course I should, though
Maybe
I think
Maybe
I don't know
I might just sit somewhere and look busy for a while

Alright, I’ve got to go. Okay, seeya. Bye.